Officially this film is about half an hour shorter than the last lord of the rings, but in reality it is the longest film ever, it feels slightly longer than the average life span of a human, give or take 160 minutes. That aside, this film has some excellent hair acting. This is where an actors hair represents their character so well it can almost be seen as contributing as much as the actor themselves to the role. Specifically Day Lewis’ hair is so awful that the extra layer of depth it adds to his character makes it worthy of an academy award, I believe there is a line of shampoo products called hair academy, I may approach them with a proposal for the hair academy awards.