Eighties hair, nice cars, actors which look better now than they did in 86, women who mysteriously fancy Tommy Lee Jones ….this film has everything…except a very interesting plot, which could be forgiven if the car chases were brilliant, but they are all a bit rubbish! Was Tommy Lee Jones a hearthrob in the 80s? I just dont get it! Worth watching for this moment “what the fuck is up with that staircase!?” you’ll know when you see it! Though the title may trick you into thinking this is a brilliant 80s ninja pic…its not brilliant or ninja.