Transformers : Age of Extinction

Transformers : Age of Extinction

Good things about Transformers : Age of Extinction

Nice Cars

Optimus Prime and Bumblebee

Dinobots

Bad things about Transformers : Age of Extinction

Almost irresponsible amounts of product placement, not even inconspicuously in the background, like, actual beer bottles in the middle of a fight scene.

The moment when someone says “The Mongolian Desert” whilst gesturing at a map which clearly labels “The Mongolian Desert”.

A main female character, who is completely useless.

American football in China.

Kissing.

How the dinobots turn up.

Romeo and Juliet.

Beats by Dre speaker.

A secondary female character who is good at fighting.

Chinese security guards inexplicably saying one line in English.

For some inexplicable reason, the belief that Texas is the best place in the world.

Annoying fighting phrases.

Prime only says ‘Autobots roll out!’ after a load of other rubbish.

Ending not the ending.

Chicago destroyed, again.

Racial Stereotypes.

Transformers juggling humans.

Everything in ‘China’ having way too much written on it.

All of the Transformers except for Optimus and Bumblebee.

Cigar Smoking Robot.

The character with the puns leaving after about fifteen minutes.

Calling the all spark a soul.

Nolan Batman music in a not Batman film.

Inexplicable armchair room.

Overly complicated plot lines.

Bumblebee not having an awesome body all movie.

Race car boyfriend.

Explaining every single thing in way too much detail.

Fully automated US army – Made in China.

Sunglasses.

Fat Transformer

Equally gratuitous overseas product placement.

Thousands and thousands of people die.

“Its a big magnet”…”its sucking up metal and dropping it”

Bronies

Seriously, racial stereotypes

Nearly passed the Bechdel test…but didn’t

Victorias Secret Bus.

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